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I Couldn't If I Fried Unisex T-Shirt

$29.99 $26.99

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Color: Black

  • Black
  • White

Size: XSSize Guide

  • XS
  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL
  • 4XL
$29.99 $26.99
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Funny matching pun t-shirt. This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

HOW TO MEASURE

measuring size

WIDTH : Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.
LENGTH : Measured from high point of shoulder from the back.
SLEEVE LENGTH : Measured from neck seam to shoulder point to sleeve hem.


T-SHIRTS (Bella+Canvas 3001)


SIZE GUIDE : IMPERIAL (INCHES)

sizing t-shirts imperial

XS

S

M

L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Width, in

16.50

17.99

20.00

22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99 30.00

Length, in

27.01

27.99

29.02

30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99 33.98

Sleeve length, in

8.62

8.90

9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39 10.79

SIZE GUIDE : METRIC (CENTIMETERS)

sizing t-shirts metric

XS

S

M

L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Width, cm

41.90

45.70

50.80

55.90 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.20

Length, cm

68.60

71.10

73.70

76.20 78.80 81.30 83.80 86.30

Sleeve length, cm

21.90

22.60

23.30

24.00 24.70 25.40 26.40 27.40

SWEATSHIRTS (Lane Seven LS14004)

SIZE GUIDE : IMPERIAL (INCHES)

sizing sweatshirts imperial

S

M

L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in

20.00

22.01

24.02
25.98
27.99
30.00
Length, in

27.01

27.99

28.98
30.00
30.98
31.97
Sleeve length, in

25.79

25.98
26.18
26.38
26.57
26.77

SIZE GUIDE : METRIC (CENTIMETERS)

sizing sweatshirts metric

S

M

L XL 2XL 3XL

Width, cm

50.80

55.90

61.00
66.00
71.10
76.20

Length, cm

68.60

71.10

73.60
76.20
78.70
81.20

Sleeve length, cm

65.50

66.00

66.50
67.00
67.50
68.00

HOODIES (Lane Seven LS14001)

SIZE GUIDE : IMPERIAL (INCHES)

sizing hoodies imperial

XS

S

M L XL 2XL
Width, in

17.99

20.00

22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
Length, in

25.98

27.01

27.99
28.98
30.00
30.98
Sleeve length, in

24.02

25.79
25.98
26.18
26.38
26.57

SIZE GUIDE : METRIC (CENTIMETERS)

sizing hoodies metric

XS

S

M L XL 2XL

Width, cm

45.70

50.80

55.90
61.00
66.00
71.10

Length, cm

66.00

68.60

71.10
73.60
76.20
78.70

Sleeve length, cm

61.00

65.50

66.00
66.50
67.00
67.50

PRODUCTION AND SHIPPING

Please use size guides on the product page to order the correct size.

SHIPPING RATES BY TOTAL ORDER PRICE (USD)

shipping rates

 Shipping to

$0 - $30

$30 - $60

$60 - $100

$100 +

Shipping times

USA*

$4.00

$7.00

$10.00 

 FREE !

2-5 business days

CANADA

$7.00

$10.00

$15.00

 $15.00

10-30 business days

AUSTRALIA

$10.00

$20.00

 $30.00

 $40.00

10-30 business days

INTERNATIONAL

$9.00

$13.00

 $20.00

 $30.00

10-30 business days

 *Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and unincorporated territories of the United States can take additional 7 – 12 business days.

All of our apparel are high quality garments and printed to order in the United States. Apparel printed by 'Awkward Styles' in the California. Shipping providers : DHL, USPS, Asendia.

Typically it will take about 2 business days for orders to print before leaving the production facility. In total you should expect about 7 days to receive your order in the US.
Tracking available for every purchase.

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I Couldn't If I Fried Unisex T-Shirt

Black / XS
Black / XS
$29.99 $26.99