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Pardon My French Unisex Hoodie - The Ultimate Hoodie for French Bulldog Obsessed Humans

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Ultra-soft premium cotton/polyester blend for all-day comfort.

Relaxed unisex fit - flattering for everyone.

High-def print that stays perfect.

Ideal gift for pun lovers and humor fans.

Whether they’re snoring like a freight train or giving you that classic "bat-ear" side-eye, life is just better with a Frenchie. 
Now, you can apologize for their attitude (but never their cuteness) with the 
"Pardon My French" Unisex Hoodie.

Stop "paws-ing" and upgrade your wardrobe.

Snag yours today—because being this obsessed with your dog is nothing to be sorry about!



How long will it take to receive my order?

All of our apparel are high quality garments and printed to order in the United States (California). Typically it will take about 2-3 business days for orders to print before leaving the production facility. In total you should expect about 7 days to receive your order in the US. Tracking is available for every purchase.

How do I track my order?
After your order is printed, you will receive an e-mail with your tracking code.

How do I cancel or change my order?
If you want to cancel or change your order, you can do this by sending us an e-mail in the next 12 hours after ordering.

Can I exchange or return my order?
Because our apparel is custom made-to-order just for you, we are only able to process returns and cannot offer direct exchanges. To ensure your new items fit perfectly, we recommend checking the size guide on each product page before placing your replacement order. Once you've secured your new size, simply visit our refund policy page for easy return instructions.

How do these clothes fit?
Our hoodies feature a classic Regular Fit and run true to size. To help you choose the perfect size, please have a look at our size guide.

What is this hoodie made of?
Our apparel is crafted from 80% combed ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, giving it an incredibly soft, high-end feel that stays smooth wash after wash. The medium-heavy (280 g/m²) fabric provides that premium weight you can actually feel—keeping you cozy without the bulk. Plus, we’ve included a tear-away label, so you can enjoy 100% comfort.

Who's behind these puns?
We are! Our team is obsessed with creating "pun-believably" funny designs that stand out. Beyond the laughs, we’re committed to premium quality and perfect service. If you love a good pun, you’re in the right place!

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HOW TO MEASURE

measuring size

WIDTH : Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.
LENGTH : Measured from high point of shoulder from the back.
SLEEVE LENGTH : Measured from neck seam to shoulder point to sleeve hem.


T-SHIRTS (Bella+Canvas 3001)


SIZE GUIDE : IMPERIAL (INCHES)

sizing t-shirts imperial

XS

S

M

L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Width, in

16.50

17.99

20.00

22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99 30.00

Length, in

27.01

27.99

29.02

30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99 33.98

Sleeve length, in

8.62

8.90

9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39 10.79

 

SIZE GUIDE : METRIC (CENTIMETERS)

sizing t-shirts metric

XS

S

M

L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Width, cm

41.90

45.70

50.80

55.90 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.20

Length, cm

68.60

71.10

73.70

76.20 78.80 81.30 83.80 86.30

Sleeve length, cm

21.90

22.60

23.30

24.00 24.70 25.40 26.40 27.40

 

SWEATSHIRTS (Lane Seven LS14004)

SIZE GUIDE : IMPERIAL (INCHES)

sizing sweatshirts imperial

S

M

L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in

20.00


22.01


24.02

25.98

27.99

30.00
Length, in

27.01


27.99


28.98

30.00

30.98

31.97
Sleeve length, in

25.79


25.98

26.18

26.38

26.57

26.77

SIZE GUIDE : METRIC (CENTIMETERS)

sizing sweatshirts metric

S

M

L XL 2XL 3XL

Width, cm


50.80


55.90


61.00

66.00

71.10

76.20

Length, cm


68.60


71.10


73.60

76.20

78.70

81.20

Sleeve length, cm


65.50


66.00


66.50

67.00

67.50

68.00

 

HOODIES (Lane Seven LS14001)

SIZE GUIDE : IMPERIAL (INCHES)

sizing hoodies imperial

XS

S

M L XL 2XL
Width, in


17.99



20.00



22.01


24.02


25.98


27.99
Length, in

25.98



27.01



27.99


28.98


30.00


30.98
Sleeve length, in


24.02



25.79


25.98


26.18


26.38


26.57

SIZE GUIDE : METRIC (CENTIMETERS)

sizing hoodies metric

XS

S

M L XL 2XL

Width, cm



45.70



50.80



55.90


61.00


66.00


71.10

Length, cm



66.00



68.60



71.10


73.60


76.20


78.70

Sleeve length, cm



61.00



65.50



66.00


66.50


67.00


67.50

PRODUCTION AND SHIPPING

Please use size guides on the product page to order the correct size.

SHIPPING RATES BY TOTAL ORDER PRICE (USD)

shipping rates

 Shipping to

$0 - $30

$30 - $60

$60 - $100

$100 +

Shipping times

USA*

$4.00

$7.00

$10.00 

 FREE !

2-5 business days

CANADA

$7.00

$10.00

$15.00

 $15.00

10-30 business days

AUSTRALIA

$10.00

$20.00

 $30.00

 $40.00

10-30 business days

INTERNATIONAL

$9.00

$13.00

 $20.00

 $30.00

10-30 business days

 *Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and unincorporated territories of the United States can take additional 7 – 12 business days.

All of our apparel are high quality garments and printed to order in the United States. Apparel printed by 'Awkward Styles' in the California. Shipping providers : DHL, USPS, Asendia.

Typically it will take about 2 business days for orders to print before leaving the production facility. In total you should expect about 7 days to receive your order in the US.
Tracking available for every purchase.

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Pardon My French Unisex Hoodie - The Ultimate Hoodie for French Bulldog Obsessed Humans

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$49.99 $44.99